This is not in the syllabus.
This research is really new. It’ll be in the books in a few years.
If it’s not in the books, it won’t be in the SATs. So, I don’t have to study it…
You should not study because of the SATs. You should study for life…
As if knowing how neurons in the brain work would be important in my life…
Yeah, right! It seems you’ve not been using them much anyway…

Why do I have to study Biology? This is useless…
How come? We study lots of cool stuff!
Take for example genetics: in certain cultures , the eye color determines the reproductive success…
Boring… Plain English please…
Like this: blue eyed bros catch more gals…
Uau!
Now we’re talking…
Mine are brown. Can I change them?

Appearance is very important in life. For example, fancy dressed students, with groomed hair and shaved get, statistically, higher grades…

Yeah, look at you…

Indeed, my clothes are dirty and wrinkled and my beard is poorly trimmed…

But in the end, I’m the one who gives the grades here and the funny guys are the ones who get worse marks…

- You’re taking more than 2 hours to make one graph. Why don’t you make them by hand?
- By hand? That’s how kids do it… Using computer is way better! Take a look: the lines are straight, I didn’t need a ruler, didn’t sharp a single pencil… Now I only need to learn how to add labels, the titles, error bars…
- Is 10 minutes enough for the 3 graphs?
- I suppose…

- Class has already started. I can’t let you in…
- No! I’ll miss the fungus breaking down glucose into piruvate and then into acetiloenzyme and krebbs cycle…
- What was that? I’ve never seen a student so stimulated for a class…
- Today’s the class to show pizza dough growth. Wanna bite? Chomp

- When choosing a university, it’s important to take into account teachers’ experience, curriculum, classes’ equipment… It must have an easy admittance process. Parties, girls… I should also have thought on: “Close to civilization”
University of Kamchatka

- How was the S.A.T exam?
- Impossible! Did the guys get crazy? I guessed everything!
- This is terrible! All this work… Two years, every day, six days a week tutoring these kids for nothing…
- Did you really think it was difficult? I thought it was easy…
- Off course not! It was a piece of cake! I am just torturing our teacher for a while…

- Sir, why did you stop with the comic strips?
- Too much work! I’m too busy! By the way, you got a 10 in the test!
- That’s not a good excuse! You could put a bit more effort…
- On a second thought, I think you got an 8!
- That’s not fair. I am just motivating you to be less lazy…
- 7, 6, 5…
- Never mind… By!
- Hehehe

- Sir, you came to our economy week presentation…
- You don’t need to thank me… I am here for the free food…

- Daddy, draw me an Easter bunny?
- It’s not that simple… there are more than 50 species of bunnies, rabbits, hares… some have long legs, others short teeth. And the colors: chinchillas, agouti striped…
- Don’t complicate it! It’s like a cat with long ears and fluffy tail…
- Sigh